Jump issue #17 [Voice Post, Backdated to Friday]

Sep 27, 2009 14:22

[There are shower noises, and the sound of a faucet being turned on. Followed by that are the noises of Gintoki washing his hair. Then, he starts to realize something.]

H-uh? W-w-what is this? Some prank? Is this red food coloring...?

[He recognizes the scent of blood, and it reminds him of the stench of rotting, dead bodies from the battlefields ( Read more... )

i hate women, pms, period, house is officially a girl, gintoki, ic

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voice; blckblooded September 27 2009, 22:03:39 UTC
That is exactly what it means; you are going to become a woman who is constantly on her period.

Such a shame.

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Re: voice; silversoul_xx September 27 2009, 22:09:42 UTC
Don't see that happening.

Still have a penis, I'm not bleeding, all is good other than these bug things.

But apparently there's some shithead plague thing that's going around. Ugh.

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voice; blckblooded September 27 2009, 22:53:34 UTC
Wouldn't it just be hilarious if you lost it? You'd be such a pretty girl. I hear crazy works for females.

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Re: voice; silversoul_xx September 27 2009, 23:00:04 UTC
[He grabs his shoulder, and raises his hand on his side of the PHS as he screams:]

Mommy! Help me! There's a crazy lesbian sex fiend on the loose!

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[voice] timeforthegame September 27 2009, 23:01:39 UTC
[Sounding disgusted because wow...that's gross even for Emmett.]

Dude...just...no. I'm revoking your right to have a voicebox.

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Re: [voice] silversoul_xx September 27 2009, 23:07:32 UTC
Not like you can do anything about it.

SEE? I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM WHATEVER I WAAAAAANT~

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[voice] timeforthegame September 27 2009, 23:12:22 UTC
You can't say that shit about women okay? It's wrong. I'll admit that I like rap and shit and yeah, me and Rose...we've been through the kama sutra a lot but you can't say that kind of stuff. Women deserve respect and you going around saying that you smell like bloody vagina [he makes a disgusted noise] is disrespectful and you should apologise to all the ladies in this house.

[Trying his very best to keep his anger in check. It's not going too well and he's already figuring out where this guy is.]

And trust me man. I can rip your voicebox out. With my fucking teeth.

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Re: [voice] silversoul_xx September 27 2009, 23:14:05 UTC
...Please don't tell me you're one of those high-on-a-whore magic people.

Whore? I meant horse. Whoops.

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