I woke up this morning and I went to put on my sock after getting a shower and what not..and I noticed a snag..WTF ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

Did I psyche you out by feigning self-pity ( Read more... )

"the unrevelation part 1 ( Read more... )

Prelude ( Read more... )

I'm not quite sure where I left off..I was thinking a little while ago about how I was going to start doing stand up comedy in Philly. That was going to be sweet. I suppose I'm still young and I can achieve this passing whim that I would like to call my dream ( Read more... )

The local supermarket has a sale on muscle building milkshakes. I want to add about 20 pounds. I'm also gonna be going around town without a shirt as much as possible [Temporarily stun the careless and wreckless drivers around me with my blindingly sexy abs and pecks =]. If I'm gonna hit any kind of beach this summer..I gotta be ready. I don't need ( Read more... )

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,19084,00.html?fdnewsRead more... )

Well, the love goddess--the object of my intense desire is really sick. I feel bad for her. I'm trying to give her some health advice, as I've read ( Read more... )

My NJ to TN retrospective ( Read more... )