First Knight

[history_spork]

Today's sporking victim is another movie that suffers from the "what is this girl, blind?" syndrome - Jerry Zucker's First Knight. As always, bring your own spork and join in, there's definitely enough for everyone in this movie ;)

( I'm too sexy for my armour. )As the clear winner of our poll, the next sporking victim will be James Cameron's

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[history_spork]

Thank you very much! :)

[fishsanwitt]

This was *hilarious*. Have you already done 'A Knight's Tale'? Talk about anachronistic!

[popebuck1]

I would think that "A Knight's Tale" would fall into the same category as "Shakespeare in Love," i.e. the anachronisms are there deliberately, and they weren't even TRYING for anything like historical accuracy.

[fishsanwitt]

That's true. I really like Heath and Paul and even Shannon (?) and I *love* Rufus, but I couldn't stand that movie. That horrible music, those horrible gowns - ack!

[cpip]

I admit it, I could shut down and just enjoy that one because it wasn't TRYING to bill itself as historically accurate; so it falls into the same category as, say, Errol Flynn. It's when they try to claim they're "twu stories" (King Arthur, Elizabeth) that set me a-shriekin'.

[snegurochka_lee]

Love it! The literacy stuff is gold. :)

[history_spork]

Thank you! :)

[filigree10]

Another great sporking! That's another film I'm glad I didn't see.

--No wonder Merlin didn't want to be in this movie.--
Yes, indeed!

[history_spork]

Thank you very much! Yes, Merlin was probably glad he was left out ;)

[faramir_boromir]

Tommy Hilfiger's medieval collection?

*coughs up soda*

Really, compared to those costumes, the "Princess Bride" was more realistic.

Fuck. That says it all.

[history_spork]

*g* We're glad you liked! ;)