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[hiswifeasword]

Hm. I must confess that this... modern form of communication is not one I am fond of. However I am in need of training and some money and have exhausted my usual resources. My name is Ishikawa Goemon, and I am a master of the iai technique as well as proficient in various hand combat styles

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[immasuperhero]

Goe-chan!

Man, where've you been? I've been looking for you for months!

[hiswifeasword]

I have been on an extensive spiritual journey.

I trust you have been chasing cats that cannot be caught and drinking your life away, as always.

[immasuperhero]

Aww, you always say the sweetest things.

Soooo I'm in Russia right now, and --

[hiswifeasword]

Say no more. I am not assisting you in your various debaucheries.

[hiswifeasword]

That is somewhat surprising. But good to hear nonetheless. May I ask how you know him?

[hiswifeasword]

Hm. You do not seem like the sort he usually makes an ally of.

[hahha_innuendo]

Quick question! How fast are you at serving coffee and what's your cup size?

Ha ha! Not coffee related.

[hahha_innuendo]

A man? You're pulling my leg! Look at the shapely chin and the flowing black hair! I've got a sense for these things, Ofdensen! She's a little on the plain side, but I don't mind a woman going au natural every now and then.

[nanaoise]

Iai? You must have great concentration for having mastered such a technique, it is a most well respected art if done correctly.

[hiswifeasword]

I have spent my entire life training to perfect my skills.

You... wear traditional clothing. I do not often see Japanese women in this day in age that do so.

[nanaoise]

That is admirable to say the least.

Yes, well, it's my uniform though I do enjoy wearing more traditional clothes even on days off. Unfortunately it's seen as odd by most to run around in traditional clothing here.

[hiswifeasword]

This is a situation I am all too familiar with.

If I may be so bold as to ask your name?

[mineandfine]

Your always poor, that's because your always working with lupin, it's why I work for the richest guy here now. Never have to worry about money or paid vacations.

[hiswifeasword]

I do not work for funds so much as experience. It is worth more than gold.

[mineandfine]

Oh please, you love money just as much as the next man. Next your going to say you don't like women, which I know is a flat out lie.

[hiswifeasword]

I... that... that has nothing to do with the conversation at hand. I just find my interest lies in a different sort than Lupin tends to associate himself with.