Enough is enough!

[hj2]

Guess who just got back from watching the last opening night showing of Snakes on a Plane?

That's right, baby. ME. And it was AWESOME. When Sam Jackson uttered his already infamous line

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[canis_m]

Did you get free stuff? I keep hearing about people getting free t-shirts and, like, GLOW IN THE DARK PLASTIC motherfucking SNAKES.

[hj2]

WHAT? Damn! No, the Del Monte Cinema in Monterey was not cool enough to give away free stuff. That would have ruled!

I talked to my sister yesterday, and she has friends in NYC who DRESSED UP for the premiere. They had a whole group, and somebody was Samuel L Jackson, a couple of people were flight attendants, and the rest were snakes. Awesome.

[hj1]

Sweet merciful mother of god, how jealous am I right this very instant? I am so jealous you could extract the jealousy from my body, grind it up, plant it in the ground, nurture it for three months, harvest it, and bake the most delicious jealousy cake you have ever tasted, frosted with sweet, sweet envy.

That's how jealous I am right now.

[hj2]

Wow. Are you so jealous that I could take that jealousy extract, plant it, grow a jealousy tree with ripe juicy jealousy berries which I could then pick and ferment into sweet jealousy wine? Then I could get drunk off your jealousy. I bet it would go real good with that jealousy cake.

Mmmm.