I do so much better at weddings than I do at other social events. The only difference is that I am wearing a suit. Clearly I should just wear suits to the bars.
Wish I had gone over to the gym. It is deep under ground, and if I died there my eulogy could read something about me dying while trying to stay in shape.
I am stuck at work in a bad storm. They already sent us to the tornado shelters. I am kinda scared. I wish that I had gone to better tornado shelters on the big side of the building.