I can't believe it's Passover and I'm not eating any gefilte fish. Oh, well. Here you go: No one would ever be excited if that happened! Also, god. That is fucking scary. And also, I think Fletcher and me had that idea first, thank you.
man, i haven't checked any ljs since before pessach. our elijah sedar was much much funnier. also, elijah isn't jewsih, why was he talking about their forefathers? any real fan would know his mom is some crazy christian, and his sister can levitate with the power jesus installed in her pink cons when she upgraded to jos X.
i'm wasting time on the internet b/c we have to come to a cafe with free wifi to use it, and now it's pouring and lightninging, and i took my brolly out me bag before i came, thinking it had stopped raining every day. i really really want to leave now. dammit.
Don't tell me you haven't been carrying around your umbrella, Hagrid! That's where you've hidden your wand and without it, you won't be able to perform the spells, charms, hexes, jinxes, and counterjinxies that are so essential to the plot! Now we'll never get out of this unsightly scrape!
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also, elijah isn't jewsih, why was he talking about their forefathers? any real fan would know his mom is some crazy christian, and his sister can levitate with the power jesus installed in her pink cons when she upgraded to jos X.
i'm wasting time on the internet b/c we have to come to a cafe with free wifi to use it, and now it's pouring and lightninging, and i took my brolly out me bag before i came, thinking it had stopped raining every day. i really really want to leave now. dammit.
well, a bored yet swarthy "hello" from prague.
-fletchdo
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