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[hobbitunderfoot]

So.

Fireball.
How to fireball:
1: Soak tennis ball in lighter fluid.
2: Put on gloves.
3: Light ball on fire.
4: Catch.
5: Enter Valhalla whilst on fire.
Alternate step 4:
4: Hit the ball with a bat/paddle/Tad.

Traying.
How to tray:1: Wait for snow, preferably with ice on top

Comments

[moonlitfractal]

We need to aquire mead.

[hobbitunderfoot]

Yea, it works pretty well. The snow has a big layer of ice atop it, so it's really slick. We've been sledding down by the softball field, to the left of the dugout.

[_bazilisk_]

This is funny.

[zealianbadass]

Entering Valhalla at high velocity is usually the result of being smashed through the doof of Valskjalf by Thor... who might look upon it as competition. Beware!

[hobbitunderfoot]

In this case, it's the result of not losing momentum when you strike the dugout.