I need to give Jamie Hyneman a big blue plastic bucket.
Then take it away.

I know I had a TV during my senior year of college... I bought it myself.
I can no longer remember what happened to it, although I have a sneaking suspicion I gave or sold it to someone.
( This )

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Tag, Collegeville. You're it.

Do masochists with cavities eat candy for the pain?

This is a sneaking blog.

Today...
Today, John Strassburger, a veritable mountain of a man, learned something new.

The name was not new. He had heard it whispered in corners, scrawled in bathrooms- even written in the snow.

But today he found the face that went with it. He found out who this 'Hobbit' was.

And now, he knows who he needs to kill.

So.

Fireball.
How to fireball:
1: Soak tennis ball in lighter fluid.
2: Put on gloves.
3: Light ball on fire.
4: Catch.
5: Enter Valhalla whilst on fire.
Alternate step 4:
4: Hit the ball with a bat/paddle/Tad.

Traying.
How to tray:1: Wait for snow, preferably with ice on top ( Read more... )

When the professor asks you how your project is going,
and you're not exactly working on it,
and you really haven't got much done...

You need to make a decision.

I needed to make that decision.
Here is a faithful retelling of some of the interactions
between myself and
Professor Gregory Scranton,
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[Guy]: So I've been talking with [Gal1] again lately
(Gal2): You're not trying to get back together with her again, are you?
[Guy]: No, no. She's got a boyfriend now, anyway.
(Gal2): She cheated on you. If she really wanted to, she could cheat on that guy with you.
[Guy]: I wish.

Names have been changed to preserve anonymity.