so i found this great website BirthControl.com and there is a humor page. here are some of my favorites:

If Women Designed Condoms

Condoms Demystified

There are basically three kinds of condoms: unlubricated latex, lubricated latex, and lambskin. The lambskins are no good because they haven't been proven to be a barrier to infection. Anyway, ( Read more... )

Frodo Baggins
You are 0% Insular, 61% Sociable, and 23% Cupiditous!

You are friendly and open with almost everyone you meet, albiet in a quiet way. You love your home but the world is a wide place and you want to know and experience everything you can about it. You think of others before yourself at almost every turn.

My test tracked 3 ( Read more... )

well, whoever took my bike is evidently a good person way down deep. they returned it today. hopefully on purpose (so they won't be walking out of class today wondering "now where did that bike i had go?") since i walked by on my way home and rode it the rest of the way home. i'm so happy. it had obviously been outside not underneath anything ( Read more... )

MY BIKE HAS BEEN STOLEN! needless to say i've had a pretty shitty day. now i have no bike. no quick efficient gasless transportation. just my feet. or mom's car if i have to go really far. :-( to top it off I finally was able to check my email today, after spending 45 minutes driving around with a campus police officer looking for the damned ( Read more... )

Yay for work.  Yay for not sleeping through everything.  YAY for no more late nights on the set!  It's nearly done and i can go about my normal life outside of a few hours after classes.  Which pretty much means from one-ish on every day but wed. and fri.  Since set Design counts as work time, but i have Directing II meetings on wed and fri this ( Read more... )

as if i didn't have enough stress already . . . I was woken up by someone this morning at 4:30.  fourlegged.  small enough to fit in my hand.  Guess who has escaped from his cage TWICE tonight. That's right Minie, my hamster.  So now the entrances/exits to his cage are duct taped shut (i ducktaped the little thingies into place, he can still get to ( Read more... )

The Bookworm
You scored 80%!

Not much to say, really. You're a dedicated book person and you just might work with them every day. Either way...you rock the word.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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so yeah.  Spring Break wasn't nearly as fun as i hoped it would be.  oh well. At least i have an excuse not to be doing really heavy work for the next week.  Hopefully Dr. Lamb will be getting the films back of the x-rays i had taken of my foot last week.  I do hope it's not broken, although once it warms up a bit my toes shouldn't be FREEZING ( Read more... )

so i just finished Son of a Witch last night.  VERY GOOD BOOK!  but don't read it if you haven't read Wicked, or you'll just get confused.  the end was so good it made me cry though.  but at least two things are clear in Liir's mind now.  and that little one is very lucky to have a daddy who understands what water does.  i just wish there were a ( Read more... )

am i crazy?  or stupid?   have i really screwed myself out of the best thing that has ever happened to me?  i was just trying to fall asleep and you know that niggling sense of something trying to be resolved your subconcious has?  yeah.  just had an overwhelming feeling of that.  i know in my heart that i'll never be able to be just friends with ( Read more... )