1. You must post about how depressing life is.

2. You must then post crappy poetry about how depressing life is.

3. You must then post about how no one loves you, you are ugly, unlovable etc.

Follow these three rules of LJ-ing, and you will be well on your way to an excellent LJ experience.

Let's get N-A-S-T-Y ( Read more... )

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygentist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this flouride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a

[Verse 1: Mr. Bigg ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are The FlashThe Flash 90%Robin 70%Green Lantern 70%Catwoman 70%Iron Man 70%Spider-Man 65%Hulk 65%Superman 60%Batman 60%Wonder Woman 55%Supergirl 55%Fast, athletic and flirtatious.

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Its official. My car had a heart attack ( Read more... )

So, New Years was cool. I did exactly what I said I was gonna do. I didnt drink anything. BUT, I got stoned off my ass:-D

Well, today my car died. I think it may be done for sure this time. Im kinda hoping so, so I can get a new car. Get a nice car loan and get me a some nice wheels. Can somebody say Toyota Supra?

Oh and I got a hair cut. Its the

First off, I have no idea what the subject title means.

Ok, now on to the good stuff.

I think I took off more of my thumb then I originally thought. Paul thinks I should go to a doctor. Im not sure yet. For now I am gonna keep it dry, bandaged and heavily medicated.

Finally a reason to update ( Read more... )

Im back, if only for a short time ( Read more... )