I am updating my livejournal using the powers of ~history~.

~History~ activate!

Livejournal still exists?

Huh...

Lit Aqua Teen Hunger Force signs are mistaken for bombs in Boston ( Read more... )

Remember the Go-Fastinator ( Read more... )

My life may have just peaked.

I think I have written the best column ever.

And by best, I mean most outrageous, hilarious son'bitch ever.

Everyone in Lunenburg County's going to think I'm on the funny bunny.

What's it about?

Wouldn't you like to know...

... how about a hint?

Let's just say...

"Remember the Go-Fastinator"

So, how's this for a conspiracy theory ( Read more... )

... am I the last person on earth to hear this? Because it totally exploded my groins and loins.

http://www.verylowsodium.com/band/homestar.mp3

Oh my God, I'm back on the drug gum.

Friggin' xylitol.

It's all downhill now!!

So, last night at around 11 p.m. I get back from a leisurely, chilly stroll around town ( Read more... )

I should be landing at Vick's in about 12 hours.