Hi, my name is Stephen Hogan and I fuck up everything always.

p.s. Yesterday was my one year anniversary with Caitlin.

p.p.s. I love her.

who has pro tools?

stephen hogan has pro tools.

can i get a holla?

im vegan, officially.

i got my lisence today. it was bitchin'

yesterday was my five month anniversary with caitlin, who i love a whole lot.
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where the fuck are my mircophones? ive been looking for several days now, all to no avail.

nick, do you have them?

if you do, im going to be upset with you for not returning my phone calls.

p.s. im actually hoping you do, but not so can be upset with you, so i know where they are.

i refuse to die before i overhear the word "callipygian" or "callipygious" used in a casual conversation.

and it has to be used properly!

i love caitlin, guys.

just remember that.

oh, and it's 1:23.

i realize that i havent put anything in marquee in a long time, so here's something in marquee.

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