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[aestheticweaver]

The world waivers, and then there is a giant spider standing in the room. It looks around for a bit, then grab the paper and reads it over. The magic quill writes out its responses with some confusion, if a writing implement can be confused.

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[pufnstuf]

Puf did a one-man foxtrot up to the creature, his white patent leather cowboy boots glinting. "Hi!" He executed a complicated maneuver involving dipping himself, and managed not to wipe out completely, instead coming up with a chipper grin - which is to say his expression remained utterly static. "What're you s'posed to be? I'm a dragon!"

Sure he is.

[aestheticweaver]

. . . FLESHLESS ONE GREETED GREETINGS JOY IN THE WEAVER IS SPIDER IS WEAVER . . .

[pufnstuf]

Puf considered the Weaver, his enormous head tilted to one side. "You don't look much like a spider t' me," he said, his mouth flapping a few times after the sentence had ended. In this Puf might be excused, as his only reference for spiders looked like this:

[aestheticweaver]

. . . LARGER FOOT COVERS UNWANTED BY WEAVER WANTS DEVICES TO CUT PAPER . . .

[panic_bad]

It seems that the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is not the only new arrival in this...place.

"You mention that you 'weave the world into improved states'. Might these 'improved' states also be described as...well...'altered'?"

It would explain quite a lot.

[aestheticweaver]

. . . IMPROVE IS FORM OF ALTER I THINK . . .

[panic_bad]

Yes, but a significant faction of Guide readers are interested in more specific forms of alteration of states, and we are always looking to improve the quality of our information. Does the preferred "Weaver" means of producing "emproved states" involve biochemical alteration of the brain?

[aestheticweaver]

. . . POSSIBLE BUT UNLIKELY COULD DO ANYTHING CUT OFF LEFT EAR TURN A TRAIN INTO A GOAT TELEPORT YOU INTO DEEP SPACE DOESN'T MATTER WHATEVER IMPROVES WORLDWEAVE . . .