Comments | holden_vamp: Dad? Is that you?

holden_vamp

Dad? Is that you?

Oct 15, 2003 23:14

You seem to have taken a wrong turn; you keep blinking into the rather uncomfortable section of hell.

Or maybe you're just dropping in to visit my old torturers...they were always such cut-ups (HA!).

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holden_vamp October 16 2003, 06:30:05 UTC

Ah, gone but not forgotten. So glad that my charms have remained intact long past my expiration date!

Gimme some sugar. Raar!

principalsnyder October 16 2003, 06:24:41 UTC

Like we want his type around here anyway. Let him stay up there on earth for all I care. From what I've seen, he would just hang around annoying the rest of us damned. We don't need slackers like that here.

Then again, last I checked on you, you were still a failure since you got here yourself. Like sire, like vampire.

holden_vamp October 16 2003, 06:33:03 UTC

Failure, schmailure. At least I have a personality that extends beyond all that red tape you keep tying us up with.

Gimme a kiss, Snydie!

principalsnyder October 16 2003, 06:47:43 UTC

Your complete lack of accomplishments doesn't bother you a bit, does it? Typical.

What happened to your delusions of grandeur? Your big plans? I don't think I've ever met anyone - alive or dead - as mock-worthy as you when you are in the middle of one of your doomed takeover schemes.

Loser. What does a good-for-nothing like you do now to fill your hours - write poetry? Bake? Play solitaire?

holden_vamp October 16 2003, 06:54:17 UTC

You're just jealous because I had a bunch of showgirls willing to die (again) for me. It may have been a failed cause, but it was a fine time!

And what's wrong with poesies?

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Clearly, this was not a poem written about you.

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... _glorificus_ October 16 2003, 06:28:42 UTC

Oh. My. Glorificus.

Haven't you died enough times already?

Re: ... holden_vamp October 16 2003, 06:35:30 UTC

One's not truly dead until one's hit on a Hellgod.

Whatchu up to right now? Want to develop some neuroses with me? We could make beautiful music together, you and I!

Re: ... _glorificus_ October 16 2003, 06:40:11 UTC

I don't have neuroses. I have minions. Also, Prada.

And you? Are still a speck. Beyond a speck. A speck of a speck!

I could crush you under my five-inch heel!

Re: ... holden_vamp October 16 2003, 07:03:32 UTC

I still stand by my original analysis of you, which makes you both outrageously neurotic and possibly my dream girl:

"Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a serious mental illness characterized by pervasive instability in moods, interpersonal relationships, self-image, and behavior.... Originally thought to be at the 'borderline' of psychosis, people with BPD suffer from a disorder of emotion regulation. While less well known than schizophrenia or bipolar disorder (manic-depressive illness), BPD is more common, affecting 2 percent of adults, mostly young women ( ... )

the23rdevil October 16 2003, 06:47:20 UTC

Holden! How's hell holding up for you?

Glad to see that you're still....well not alive since you aren't. Well you're not any deader than you were before! Though I'm not sure how much deader you can get.

joan_the_slayer October 16 2003, 06:49:29 UTC

My favorite denizen of hell speaks! Hope the self-searching is going well. I've missed your wit and drunken ramblings. Viva!