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This program obviously doesn't function correctly. Nonsense, all of it.

Not all of them kicked the bucket a few weeks back. I find that to be astonishing.

I don't think Cleveland has any idea about what it is in for. We've started a pool down here for how long it will take for Miss Summers to destroy that town like she did Sunnydale. Gentlemen, ladies, and non-specifics, place your bets.

Well, this should be fun to watch.

Miss Summers, I'd wish you luck, but not only do I not care what happens to you and your slacker friends, but it probably wouldn't help you anyway.

To: Glorificus, Hellgod, Dictator of Hell ( Read more... )

From all the hubbub I hear from up there, this Jasmine must have extensive experience as a school principal. That would explain the tremendous awe that she inspires.

You have to respect the order that she is imposing in the mortal coil. The lack of chaos is heartwarming.

It all makes perfect sense. I know why that excuse for a principal wasn't there to help the rest of Miss Summers' little slacker gang fight the preacher.

He was too busy watching American Idol.

So I hear that the do-gooders up in Sunnydale ran into some trouble. Got some girls killed. Sustained some damages.

With a troublemaker like Buffy Summers in charge, this shouldn't surprise anyone.

Idiots. Especially the ones stupid enough to listen to a slacker like her.

Well now, the shock on my face is... nonexistent.

Seems a former Sunnydale High student, now dead (twice), is in some trouble. Pardon while I mock. And if you don't pardon, I don't care. I'll continue to mock ( Read more... )

You people seem pretty quick to defend this new excuse-for-a-principal at Sunnydale High. So I found some idle hands to research this loser for me (this is the devil's workshop... idle hands are everywhere). I'm going to tell you why this guy should be booted pronto.

Age: He's too young to command respect from the hormonal time bombs known as ( Read more... )

Sunnydale is falling apart. It's a sad state of affairs. This is what happens when a town's leadership goes up in smoke, people.

The Mayor kept things in line. There was order. The people of Sunnydale were in good hands back then ( Read more... )