Sweet dreams, everyone. Welcome to your nightmare.

*smiles lovingly*

Can't talk now.

Cthulhu will eat mock me.

Damn, I hate Angel for putting me in this situation.

I love paradise. It's a shame it's so boring. I used to just sit back and watch the humans. Everything they did was so amazing to me. Sure, they were capable of showing so much hatred and causing so much death and destruction, but they also showed an equal capability for love and creation. I found it fascinating. I would watch them for eons on end ( Read more... )

Everyone around here is all a buzz...

I guess something big is going to happen soon. I wonder if it's what I think it is....

I gotta watch!

Wait. No. Earth rejected me. Shouldn't watch.

Am morbidly curious, though. Maybe if it ends badly, I can cause some things to happen which would make the survivors worship me again!

What to do... what to

Becoming Savior of Toxic Bug-Filled Dimension: Good Idea ( Read more... )

In the great scheme of things, life is less a question of good verses evil and more along the lines of bad verses... less bad. Order vs. Chaos ( Read more... )

Things didn't have to be this way. I brought them order! I was offering them world peace ( Read more... )

Tonight, we're holding a banquet in my honor in celebration for the coming days.

Okay, I'm holding a banquet in my honor, but if I asked someone, they'd very willingly hold it for me.

I'm so excited!

I'm going public!

Hello, world! Meet me!

Dear Diary,

(I always wanted to use that line.)

Today, I took over the California state government. Tomorrow, I'm thinking Tahiti. And then, pretty soon, all of the world's finest vacation spots will know my love!

Think of it! Disney World will finally be free of evil!

I love my job.

I was just going to invite willytsnitch and his friend upstairs with me when this evil demon attacked me with a knife ( Read more... )