We will beat Colorado a second time, this time by a score of 4-3. Scott Ferguson will get a hat trick. Ales Hemsky will be suspended when he lays a viscious hit on Dan Hinote, breaking through the glass and spilling some loser Avs fan's beer.

I'm glad Raffi Torres has a journal now. Because it has a picture, and now I know who that crazy-eyed Spanish kid is that's been following the team around. I like him though. He has a permanent look on his face like it's being squished up against some glass or something. I was worried that Staios was gonna become a star and I'd have to stop calling ( Read more... )

Staios apparently ( Read more... )

We will beat the Avs 3-2 in OT this evening.

I may have to poison their water supply, but mark my words...

I'm calling out Sutter ( Read more... )

I am working on an elaborate system of breakout plays that will render the trap useless. It's sheer brilliance. It's taken me three days so far, and I'm keeping all the work, diagrams, notes, etc on my laptop. Which means I can't leave my laptop unattended, not even for a second. The first 24 hours awake were kind of tough, but the last two days ( Read more... )

Name that hideous hair!!!
Starring ( Read more... )

I am not really a genius ( Read more... )

First of all, I don't like any of my players. Horc plays on the top two lines because we are desperately short of talent. Hence, our abyssmal game last night.

Second, why do these kids suck so badly, when I am so awesome? It just doesn't make sense.

I have no problem with gay marriage. I'm all for the hot ladies getting it on, and maybe they're religious hot ladies, so they need to married before they can make their porno video. Religious porn. That's such an "Alberta" idea... religious lesbian porn followed by a BBQ... yeah, what a freaky province. So like I say, marry away gaymos! You ( Read more... )