The stress of livejournal is really a little ridiculous ( Read more... )

I am procrastinating so hardcore on the paper I'm writing that I'm even updating my freaking livejournal, which we all know I don't really do anymore ( Read more... )

Okay I just have to have a moment here ( Read more... )

Yeah pretty much done with livejournal.

Usually just makes me freaking annoyed.

So yeah.

Not to freak anyone out...

I pretty much only update my lj when I'm wasted...so everything it says...take it with a grain of salt.

Like 98% of it is bullshit.

But then there's that pesky 2% that's probably true...heh.

AND WHY IS MY HIP SO FUCKING SORE???

AI-YI-YI!

oh sweet jesus why do I not remember how I arrived home last night? And why am I awake for my 8:30 class? And why do I have placed calls to SUCH inappropriate people??

shoot me please.

and then please pour me another drink cause, you know, hair of the dog...

Anyone else curious about what happens to your eye makeup when you have sex? How does it randomly just vanish off your face?

Don't ask why I'm wondering about this...

Your cooch looks like Jeremy Reese.

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Toot toot beep beep!

Doesn't really apply to me, since I've been out in the Elsewhere for a few years now...but a nice sentiment nonetheless ( Read more... )