Definitely just broke ANOTHER fucking Hitachi Magic Wand, and this one wasn't even a year old! I mean, at least it didn't explode in a fireball this time, but godDAMN it anyway. Aren't there drugs to calm a sex drive like this??
Eh, I hardly watch porn anyway for that reason, but it still does nothing to curb it. I'm pretty sure I'm ovulating right now, so I blame that. Always seems like towards the end of the month, I'm like OMG MUST FUCK EVERYTHING (and of course I can't right now) and my sex drive is off the charts. Hate it -_-
Well, the flame thankfully came before it got anywhere near my crotch. It was a knockoff Hitachi (Adam and Eve brand, I think) and it'd had live wires towards the base of it for like a month because I kept forgetting to go buy either electrical tape or a new vibrator. But I kept using it because apparently I'm a moron, and one morning I plugged it in only to be greeted with this huge orange ball of either flame or electricity (glasses were off; couldn't tell) & this deafening pop the second the prongs touched the socket. Scared me half to death. I figured, though, that buying a REAL Hitachi this time would not only last me longer but be of better quality, and I was wrong on both counts. :/ I've only had this thing six months and it's broken, and I don't even masturbate half as much as I used to with the other one. Pretty damn disappointed.
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I'm also depressed that while the girls get the Magic Wand, all guy sex toys suck.
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But please don't do anything to reduce your sex drive. Girls with high sex drives make the world a better place.
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you may be a little too hxc :P
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