( This is so accurate, it's spooky )

Today a young boy walked up to me, hugged my legs, and happily buried his face in my crotch ( Read more... )

I am gravely dissapointed that the Weekly World News is being shut down.

Tell me, what kind of a world has no room for half bat children, mermaids and undead Elvis? What other news outlet picked up the story that Mother Earth herself has come out in favor of Al Gore for president?

This is a travesty

One of my roommates has some job that currently involves our living room being filled to the brim with freshly printed magazines, posters, and flyers. Have you ever smelled a room full of freshly printed magazines, posters, and flyers?

Neighborhood teens are dropping by and asking if they can huff our house Got to see Tiffany a few days ago ( Read more... )

I have a headache right behind my eyes, my skin is all blistery and peely from sunburn on my legs and arms, and I jammed my elbow somehow.

For a graphic interpretation, see below:

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Right, just got back from Vancouver WA the other night, where I did many and numerous things, and now my thighs hurt and my ass is bruised. No jumping to conclusions! Was hanging about with Kevin, and old buddy I rarely see, and we went inner tubing down a river. Under the daystar, which did as expected and burned my legs to a crisp. They're ( Read more... )

Today I saw one of those groups of people you only see in horror movies, or halloween parties... 5 girls - a goth girl, a preppie tennis type girl, a cowgirl, token black girl and a disco raver type girl; running in a pack and laughing and shaking their hair like a music video montage. This does not actually *happen* in *reality*. It was like a ( Read more... )

Before taking a crap in a urinal, think to yourself "Would this *really* be funny, or do I just think it would be funny because I am an idiot?"

Also think "Will this make extra work for Devin, who does not want to deal with this sort of thing AT ALL?"

If the answer to both of these is yes, kindly take a spiked mace and insert it in you anus.

Cat just wandered back in last night. Thus far, he has not been especially forthcoming about where he got off to, or under what circumstances. Obstinate cat, just sits in my lap! Still, I am pleased he is back ( Read more... )

KITTY IS BACK!!