ok...so i just ate some "Taco Time" for the first time....i took one bite, shit my pants, and passed out....

so i havent worn any underwear for the past week...nobody has noticed...go me(?)

FUCK YOU

My views of sock eating may differ from one person to another but this is just my opinion so don’t get angry. I believe that paper plates shouldn’t be eaten because it’s not good for your body. Crack ruined my best friend’s life and now he hangs outside Wal-Mart ®©™®®©™ jumping people who buy crack there. Hair affects the brain 3-8 seconds after ( Read more... )

i havent smoked(weed)in two days........bye

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crack is the worst. nothing else matters to crack heads more than crack except maybe for crack cocaine,lil john and toffee ( Read more... )

ok so i havent slept in like two three days and have eaten only like...a little bit i thinki dont know...fuckin stuff ok so funny shit that isnt funny but was then but still kinda is only in short, got in trouble for helping in theft of a truck had my pipe on me boo...went up town seen some drunk kid that smelled like hampsters...what are you doing ( Read more... )

put the japanese children in a well, thats all their good for. i hate tomatoes.

bye.

Ok kids its story time! I hear the groans of disappointment and ecstasy…whatever that means. Speaking of ecstasy I killed 17 hookers and got free sex! And genital warts….but on another note there will be no more swimming in my pool because somebody put cement in it and if you weren’t in it for the drying process you cant be in it anymore, but if ( Read more... )

Another business idea! A squirrel apartment complex in my back yard. I am going to build a small building and charge squirrels to live in it…no that's gunna flow real quick they live in trees not housing like places, although a tree can be a house if you are small enough, kind of like a SQUIRELL!! I'm off to invent a tree! Damn, well that's self ( Read more... )