Is...ah...is that what happened to your face ( Read more... )

My husband and I went to Walmart yesterday at around 6-ish ( Read more... )

I have officially changed my social security and my license.  Now I just have to go by my bank and change my accounts...

This is getting exhausting...I think I will change my accounts tomorrow...

Today, I changed my Social Security.  Tomorrow, I will change my license.  Oh my god.  I'm married ( Read more... )

Damn.  Two days left.  Wow ( Read more... )

I bet you just can't wait for the next 2 weeks and 3 days to pass so that you can know what the big surprise is ( Read more... )

Wow!

Last night was amazing.

I took some ecstasy.

I still haven't slept since 7:00am yesterday morning.

I am seriously feeling like one hott ass mess.

I am still rolling balls!

I went to the doctor's office today to get a flu shot. I was sitting in a chair in the hallway, not knowing that the pee cupboard (the place where people put their cups of pee from the other side, which was the loo) was RIGHT next to me. No, no one spilled any in my lap, although that would've made a good blog, but a lady came out of the loo and ( Read more... )

Strange fact ( Read more... )

Okay.  Storytime.  True story.  I just want to share this with you because I think you will find it as enjoyable as I did ( Read more... )