A man and a woman get more than they bargain for when they enter a helicopter race around the world and discover it is all an ellaborate set up by the US government to help uncover the identity of a serial killer.

Rated PG-13

Coming Soon to Theatres. Opening Friday. On DVD Tuesday. and March 21st.

Premarital sex is for sluts.

Live journal is the coolest...I don't even have to leave my room anymore. Wicked. I never have to have a real conversation again.

I'd like to quote Weird Al Yankovic if I may...

"Ain't no thing but a chicken wing"

Mistaken bong water for Snapple?

What would you do if you were a mother and you found out that your daughter was a slutty bag of trash...despite her strict, catholic upbringing?

On the other hand what would you do if you found out that your daughter was a devote catholic...despite her strict upbringing in the church of slutty bags of trash?

Food for thought.

Su mamá una puta sucia...

Votre maman une prostituée sale...

Die eine schmutzige Hure von Ihrer Mutti...

La sua mamma una puttana sporca...

Ваша мама грязная шлюха...

True Story.

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