Bill Cosby committed suicide yesterday ( Read more... )

I should buy a lotto ticket. I'm sure to win.
My luck has been beyond amazing.
I truly feel like the luckiest girl in the whole wide world right now.

Can't hold me down.

( Lyrics )

( Crickey )

Warning: This post may be long winded, boring, and completely void of relevant information. And than again...it may not ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've actually updated this thing. I'm thinking about getting back into the habit, since it's far cheaper to spill my guts randomly to an online journal than it is to face a live human, and pay them a hundred dollars an hour to pretend to give a fuck.

Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Those little black, scorched to a crisp chips you find in your bag of potato chips? Not to fret, they are only bruised potatoes, totally safe to eat! Those little black things you find in your box of cornflakes? Scarf them down without batting an eyelid, cuz it's only rat fecal matter, and totally harmless to eat ( Read more... )

( Joke. May Offend. You've been warned. )

Meet Belle.

( I wanna hug her, and kiss her, and name her George. )

Best April Fools Ever.