( this is how a joke is delivered )

Happy Halloween.
Holly has no plans.
I don't even want to pass out candy to the grimey kids.
I'm going to eat it all myself.

(and a huge huge thanks to Adam and Dave for everything they've done for me in the last week or so.)

He filled the mini van up with fuel ( Read more... )

Dad got a job offer he couldn't decline ( Read more... )

You say want a trendy party track to bump ( Read more... )

So, people have been complaining to me, "Holly, you need to update your journal. I check it and check it for something new, but NOTHING ( Read more... )

People like to imagine that they're a great deal more important than they are, myself included. The funny part is that this is a good thing. I have a couple of friends who are too humble about their talents and are letting them go to waste ( Read more... )

I used to hate going to weddings because all the old ladies would poke me and cackle, "You’re next". They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals

( IM Convo )

It's quite disheartening to realize that, after nearly four years of post-high school life, you really haven't accomplished all that much, or succeeded in ways that you had hoped. So it's always a nice morale booster to learn that people from your past are worse off than you. I mean, what's better than basking in the misfortune of others? (Kidding ( Read more... )