So we have a fricken awesome football team. National Champs 3 times in the last 4 years, and 6-0 so far this year. hell yeah! #1 ranked baby ( Read more... )

i lost my apartment key already...i checked the couch cushions and my pockets and all i found was 35 cents, a half an animal cracker, and a book of matches i obviously stole from who knows where when i was drunk...

i wish i could write down everything funny that happens to me, but its just not possible. just know that i have a good life :D ( Read more... )

Day 8 after tonsil removal. BLAH. still feels like strep, and still looks gross. at least i got another bottle of vicodin.

my last couple dreams have been like movies. its pretty cool cuz its like i am staring in them!! wooo! one was a horror movie. quick recap of it...me and someone were in a dark cold creepy cave and went into the water on a blowup raft that deflated so we had to swim back to the edge but my arm hit a body in the nasty water and then it was a ( Read more... )

Hollywood --

[noun]:

A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I miss beer pong!

I'm still job searching. It's still not going well. RAR!! what to do, what to do ( Read more... )

*Gasp*
I just watched Narnia...and as many times as i have ever read that book or heard that story, I've just figured out...

Aslan is the Professor

Yep. I went back to hollister. don't ask why, cuz i have nooo idea. i just worked for 7 and a half hours last night and i wasn't even punched in. most of the talking amongst people is complaining, talking about burning the place down (actually that was started by me and i found a lighter and was playing with it and actually started to burn some ( Read more... )