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i sprayed hair spray directly into my eye

i feel like i maced myself

great i'm blind.

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My future husband is only marrying me because when he is 80 I will only be 71 and I will still have wits my about me.

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Ok, it's 1:52 am and I just had sex and I remembered Matina brought over Baklava and other delicious desserts and I had to go down there and eat about 5. Don't worry, Gabor came with. We ate those, choked on the powdered sugar and now it's bed time.

I'm spoiled
just so you all know.
wanna see my hawt boyfriend?
he is so hawt. I love it
he is sleepin'... I love him


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