Please let there be poison in these cupcakes.

I need to find a pet shop. This beast of a little girl needs a muzzle.

Could have sworn I was in New Jersey. The president must have switched it with Utah while I was sleeping.

Seriously, though. Which country did Jim Henson piss off first? I want to know who A-bombed Sesame Street.

New job for anything that doesn’t want to try eating me: get me inside that hospital. I don’t care what it takes. If I’m stuck in some post ( Read more... )