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[hologramatic]

Would any of you Barge-travelers be up to a game of Risk? I feel as though it's been far too long since I played a proper game of it!

Ah, the memories...

Comments

[pleasesmirk]

Is it some sort of dare game? That never ends well.

[hologramatic]

Dare game? No! Far from it! Risk is a game of war, of strategy! Any yabbo can play at Dare. A real test of intelligence is how you fare at Risk!

[pleasesmirk]

Oh. There's no actual fighting involved, correct? Just a game? Like Thud, not like the Wall Game, right?

If you're prepared to teach me, I'll be quite happy to play.

[hologramatic]

Thud? Wall Game? What an Earth are THOSE games?

M'laddo, for an inviggorating match of Risk, I'll do pretty much anything.

[lastconfessor]

I'm afraid I don't know that game. What is it?

[hologramatic]

A war game of great planning and strategic...erm, planning.

[tadwizard]

I'll play.

[hologramatic]

Excellent!

[hologramatic]

At this rate, I'll have to start turning people away.

You've just suggested possibly the best thing he's heard in a while

[hologramatic]

A Risk tournament?

[supersuitup]

Oh Rimmer, Rimmer, Rimmer...

It never ceases to shock and amaze me how you always seem to surpass yourself in lameness.

[hologramatic]

And it never ceases to amaze me how good you're getting at cleaning lavatories.

He's probably paying Prefect every time

[supersuitup]

I'm good at a lot of things.

[hologramatic]

And I'm sure we could arrange for you to expand your skills.