Private to Barney

[hologramatic]

Yoo-hoo, Stinson!

It's Arnold Rimmer, the object of your affection?

I was wondering if perhaps I could have a quick word with you.

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[supersuitup]

Really? Finally!

I mean. [Manly cough] Oh? What up?

[hologramatic]

I'm afraid I've been having some trouble with your lady friends. It seems they don't quite understand what we have going on, you and I, Stinson.

[supersuitup]

Yeah, well, massive jealousy is to be expected when I'm taken off the market...

[hologramatic]

Yes, well, they haven't been behaving particularly nicely towards yours truly. Perhaps you could do something about this?