014-- post Risk Match

[hologramatic]

I swear, the level of cheating on this smegging ship

Well, that blasted tournament is over. It's time I'll never get back and I can't say it was run particularly well. It doesn't do much when you can't roll your own defense dice and have to rely on your competitors to roll for you. "Oh, yes! Please save me from your invading army, General! I'd be

Comments

[hopeless_hacker]

I'm so sorry for your loss. Really. How terrible.

[hologramatic]

If I had been the one to roll the dice, I wouldn't have lost.

[hopeless_hacker]

I find that unlikely. Would you like a quick explanation of the concept of chance, Mr. Rimmer?

[hologramatic]

As unlikely as you find it, I demand a rematch. With proper rule following this time!

[hologramatic]

Risk isn't about historical accuracy! It's about what might have been. And France might have been a world power if put into the right hands-- my hands!

[hologramatic]

Yes, well, that's easy for you to say. You could have rolled anything you wanted-- I'm at the mercy of others!

[supersuitup]

Ooooor maybe you're a natural born loser!

[hologramatic]

How's that insipid crush of yours, Stinson? Do you still worship the ground I walk on?

[supersuitup]

No way. But hey, thanks for trying to take advantage of my obviously impaired judgment there, bro. Now I know never to accept any drinks from you.

[hologramatic]

Mr. Naylor wanted me to tell you that you do a most excellent job at dishes. Perhaps you should help out around the Barge more often.

[thatlibbychick]

Oh come on, Rimmer. It was fun.

[hologramatic]

How can it have been fun with such blatant disregard for the other players?

[thatlibbychick]

Don't be such a sore loser. Everyone was getting along just fine.

[hologramatic]

I demand a rematch.