001 ◘ ANONYMOUS TEXT

[holophrasing]

[Hello, Somarium. This text has been sent by a mysterious person called "Kyo". It reads:]

This is what modern society refers to as a "mass text." Myself and another have recently been trapped in this wondrous world allegedly made up of dreams, and due to our recent arrival, we do not have a place we can call our "humble abode". We are looking for an

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[gentle_cruelty]

That is a generous reward.

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[holophrasing]

I only use it as a hyperbole to insinuate how important such assistance shall be. However, I may not mind as much depending on how many of my standards are met.

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[gentle_cruelty]

A clever tease, then.

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[holophrasing]

A most generous compliment from you. I do believe that a bit of mystery helps in making a successful lure, and thus making sure that myself and my companion do not have to tragically slumber on the cold streets. Such a woeful shame that shal[Word limit reached.]

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[atoli_in_sky]

I think residential area has a lot of free apartments. But if you're specifically looking for two-rooms, there is an apartment complex in Shopping district you should check out. ('w')

And this is free by the way. You should take better care of yourself Miss!

[Text | Anonymous] 1/2

[holophrasing]

I comprehend, despite noting my suspicion of the fact that living quarters are free. One must question how such a world can maintain a proper economy with such principles without resorting to some sort of elicit activities! However, I shall be brave and suggest this to my companion. You have my utmost th[Word limit reached.]

[Text | Anonymous] 2/2

[holophrasing]

[After half a minute, the second message is sent.]

Ah, my deepest and most sincere apologies. I have forgotten that text messages had a smaller character limit than chat rooms. That aside, you have my gratitude.

Though I am quite interested as to how you have come to the conclusion that I am female despite not seeing my face. For all you could know, I may be an obese sweaty middle-aged man who takes an unspeakable pleasure in ambiguity.

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[atoli_in_sky]

Oh. You are absolutely right! Σ(゜д゜;) I'm used to chatting people online too, and for some reason, I thought you were a girl. Perhaps it's because your way of writing ... (

I'm sorry for assuming like that, anon. I hope it wasn't too upsetting...

[periphrasing]

Too much of a reward. [Kyaaa, your body belongs to me, Kuru-nee. :|]

[holophrasing]

One must use the proper elements necessary to attract people to this text, do they not, my dear little sister? It's the laws of marketing after all. And I never did say I would keep to my word.