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A thousand greetings to everyone who received this message!

It seems that Mother Nature is more whimsical here than she is in the world I hail from. Alas! I am not able to venture forth to the library in this most heinous weather! So very much unfortunate! I wholeheartedly lament this inconvenience. Thankfully I and my sister had stocked the kitchen ( Read more... )

Warnings: lol youtube video
Effects: Other than that sheer sense of WTFery that people normally have as a reaction to something like this, none

For those who had met Kururi and Mairu, most would be under the impression that Mairu was positively insane, while Kururi herself was quite normal... albeit quiet and in possession of a poor choice of ( Read more... )

[The video feed shows one out of two of the Orihara twins, namely Kururi. She's currently wearing a black hooded jacket that has cat ears on them, and a white scarf. Her expression is as gloomy as ever.]

Cold (It's gotten cold.)

Wear... (Wearing my) Uniform... (PE Uniform) Negative... (won't be possible.)

[Hello, Somarium. This text has been sent by a mysterious person called "Kyo". It reads:]

This is what modern society refers to as a "mass text." Myself and another have recently been trapped in this wondrous world allegedly made up of dreams, and due to our recent arrival, we do not have a place we can call our "humble abode". We are looking for an ( Read more... )

[Character Name] Kururi Orihara
[Canon] Durarara!!
[Point Taken from Canon] Volume 4, Chapter 3, after she and Mairu first join Izaya's chatroom

[Age] 14
[Gender] Female
[Sexual Orientation] Bisexual

[Eye Color] Brown
[Hair Color] Black
[Height] The same height as Mairu. /so informative
[Other] PE Uniform. Big boobs.
[Clothing] ^^^^

( Cut (This is an LJ Cut.) )

( lol tl;dr )