Let's be honest here. Who are we kidding? Here I am rambling on and on, tossing about the same copies of topics so old and tired and boring. All my ideas are stale. I really can't go on with this anymore. So it's done. I know what you're thinking. "How could he just give up and belong to MySpace forever?" Well, never you fear. My sudden infatuation ( Read more... )

Do you guys like updates? No? Well, you're getting one anyway.

What? Right now? No, I meant soon.
Pssh, right now, you're a funny person.

Anyways, check back soon, for an update is imminent!

Are you excited? Well, ARE YOU EXCITED?!?!  
Of course you're not excited, blogging sucks, man.

Anyways, I had gone a whole 28 weeks and all avoiding the painful task of the update before guilt finally caught up to me.  And no, I'm not talking about the guilt from knowing that I'm letting down the total of like, 5, people that read this thing. No man ( Read more... )

I guess it all happened when I was sitting in the basement, playing SNES. Well SNES reminded me of Mario which reminded me of Italy which reminded me of old rotting cheese which reminded me of things that smell which reminded me of toilets which reminded me of public areas which reminded me of movie theatres which reminded me of resees pieces which ( Read more... )

And once again, I am back on this damn thing. After much debating with myself, I finally won (or lost, depends which way you look at it.) Well it's been a month since I've updated to let absolutely no one know about my life happenings. And as I'm sure my life is as exciting as staring at a tree, it was still one crazy month.

I guess the first day of ( Read more... )

I was about to update this thing when I realized that I had a very exciting and adventurous task at hand: what was that task you ask? Not updating the livejournal. And you know I can't just ignore fate, I tried it once, and as a result, a box full of angry bees was sent to my house. That was not a fun day ( Read more... )

Emo is dead. Let me say that again in case you didn't hear me. EMO IS DEAD. What, okay, don't believe me, you can always believe the MTV generation that throws you bullshit trying to create scenes and rebellion for profit. Go ask someone who listens to rap or 955, you bet they'll tell you what emo means.....But what the hell makes you think they're ( Read more... )

WHOA??!?!?!? What the hell am I doing here? The last time I clicked on the "update" button (every time I do so it's a horrible mistake) I was 10 months younger, and hell, back then I didn't know much. Reading through this livejournal made me realize that I long for nothing more than to punch my former self as hard as I can.  He certainly had it ( Read more... )

1. You're in a room and dying of thirst. In front of you is a pitcher of water. Behind the pitcher of water is your most valued possession. Where is the chicken ( Read more... )

So I guess I'll have to admit I'm obsessed with wrestling again. I swear once you start playing the video game, there's no turning back. WrestleMania was just....amazing. There's something about getting put through a table on fire that raises my spirits. Especially while enjoying it with a Crave Case and a Coke ( Read more... )