If there is any way of erasing this night from existence, I would surely do it.

2 points

could it be...gasp...it actually feels a bit chill outside!!!

That's Funny...for christmas, I got something long and hard to blow on.

"And the winners are...Anita Goodwon and Helen Bed"

First, she offered her honor. Then, I honored her offer. After that, it was honor and offer all night.

With the right seasonings, even paste tastes good. However, no amounts of food additives are going to keep you from feeling ill after.

Now I understand why we're not supposed to give out our #'s. How can I help it if my roommates give out theirs?

$3557.87

ouch

goodbye bank account

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U-ler and Oil-clid