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[holyshitsnacks]

Hello, you've reached Pamela Poovey. I can't come to the phone right now, but leave your name and number and I'll return your call as quickly as possible. Unless this is the Yakuza, in which case, Sore wa watashi de wa nakatta. Watashi wa 'Pam' o shiranai. Watashi wa nihongo ga hanasenai.

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[locointhecoco]

from here

"Did you want to try sleeping together*, though? I mean, it can be loads of fun! My pony friends and I used to do it all the time back home in Equestria. And it's okay if it's a wrong number, I'll sleep with pretty much anypony!"

* Pinkie Pie is blissfully unaware of the street meaning of this phrase. Probably. I mean, like, 90% most likely.

[holyshitsnacks]

(Sent here!)

[never_dull]

"I'll have you know that I don't entertain denial, and I have a very good exercise regimen and no 'manboobs' to speak of. And profanity is much more effective when used judiciously."

[iceolatedqueen]

[From here!]

"... Wait, I'm confused. If we're both in agreement about the sex thing, why should I open the door naked? Which, for the record, I'm not doing. Just so we're clear."