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Cheryl and Pam's House, Some Time on Sunday
Pam wasn't sure what time it was when she pried her eyelids open. Someone was being loud at her. In words. It sounded a lot like breaaaaaaaakfast, breeeeeeeeeeakfast, make me breakfast!
"Ah, shit," she grumbled. "It's still here."
How long was this acid trip going to last?
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Cheryl and Pam's House, Saturday Morning
Pam Poovey was flouncing around Cheryl's fabulous mansion, in a decided mood. She was hung over, and the scale this morning decided she was up three pounds. Stupid, lying scale ( Read more... ) -
Voicemail
Hello, you've reached Pamela Poovey. I can't come to the phone right now, but leave your name and number and I'll return your call as quickly as possible. Unless this is the Yakuza, in which case, Sore wa watashi de wa nakatta. Watashi wa 'Pam' o shiranai. Watashi wa nihongo ga hanasenai.
*beep*
(In creating this journal, the author has ( Read more... ) -
Infopost: I'm going to go home, watch Hooper, and masturbate until my fingers bleed
I'm LJ-cutting this for the highly NSFW gifs found within. Isn't that the whole fun of infoposts, anyway?
( How you gonna keep 'em down on the faaaaaarm after they seen Pammy? ) -
Disclaimer / Class Info: A Joint Message from Cheryl Tunt and Pam Poovey
FYI for any of you who don't know the canon: Archer is a full-on dead baby comedy. Pam and Cheryl are downright terrible people and may frequently mock their students. If your character is physically different in any way -- from having extra arms to being a ginger -- there's a good chance that's going to be poked at. Hard. There will probably be ( Read more... ) -
Tentative Syllabus: The Modern Workplace & You: Preparing for the Future in Today's Corporate (etc)
- Introductions
The Care and Feeding of Ocelots - Personal Safety
Do's and Don'ts for Kidnapping Victims - Arranging Appropriate Transportation
Drift Car Racing - Self-Expression And You
Graffiti Tagging, Marzipan and Macrame - Interoffice Romance
Using Your Co-Workers' Insecurities and Personal Secrets to Maximize Your Booty Calls
- Introductions