Looking over some past journal entries I've decided that a rant is in order. I think it absolutely sucks that some people use this site as a means to let the whole world know when you do something wrong, or something they don't like. I think it's bullshit to do that to someone. "Hey everyone! Matt did something that pissed me off, so I'm going to ( Read more... )

hey, what the hell, I'll use this motherfucker.

I think someone drugged me.. I'm drifting in an out of sleep and on the drifts i hear like voices and music and shit (stuff I've never heard) it's kinda scary. Anyway, I don't care about this, or you, enough to continue typing, so I'm going to bid you all adieu.

Adieu

Short and to the point...

Alocohol will be banned.

Anyone who is in possession of, has consumed, or plans on consuming alcohol will be shot in the face a number of times.

No humour.

Let's just get right to the goods...

There's a lot of people with AIDS... the condom breaks 10% of the time... that means more people with AIDS... that means when you, my disciples, go get laid, there's a chance you'll get AIDS... which means fewer people in my giant house party (to be held post Earth conquering)... which means less beer, which ( Read more... )

Hello boys and girls... today I'm going to tell you some more steps to world domination:) to be honest, I have no clue which step we're on, but that doesn't matter because you can look for yourself...

We will acquire the services of one of my many, many private jets... or maybe a helicopter... we'll see how I feel on that day... anyway, we'll use ( Read more... )

Hokay, so, nothing too exciting happened to Lord Matt today...

Number 7: The only food made available to anyone not a part of the plan shall be smores. Yes, I am quite aware of the delicious characteristics of smores, but why must you doubt me? Smores are so freaking good that when I decide to suddenly take them away... people will be devistated ( Read more... )

Wow... Christmas shopping sucks when you don't know your way around the mall...

So, I believe we are on section five of Matt's World Domination Scheme... so yes, after today...

Number Five: Make all mall layouts the same, and within those malls, put all stores into their own sections... i.e. all pet stores in one section. It's really really ( Read more... )

Hello again all my mineons... Lord Matt is rather tired today as he was awake until 3:00am this morning, so if he doesn't make sense... forgive him... eh fuck it, if you wanna complain I just won't let you live after I take over the world... HAZAH! Anyway, enough of my rambling, on to the plan boys and girls.

Thus far we have gotten through the ( Read more... )

Hello to all, my name is Matt... to you, however, it's Lord Matt... and I suggest you take me seriously as I will rule the world quite shortly. This, in fact, is the very purpose of my live journal. Taking over the world isn't an easy thing, you know, and I will need some loyal henchmen... I only have two hands, after all. Anyway, on to the plot: ( Read more... )