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Dave/Terezi - futurefic

[anonymous]

On a restored Earth, several years after beating SBURB/SGRUB, Dave takes Terezi on an ironic See America roadtrip, on which they partake in the delights of cheesy roadside attractions and shady no-tell motels.

Five Weeks in May 4/?

[cephiedvariable]

“Everything dies and that’s a fact, but maybe everything that dies someday comes back-”

Dave grins and finishes the verse (in dead flat, atonal monotone), “Put your makeup on, Rez, and fix your hair up pretty. Gonna meet me tonight in Des Moines City.”

“Who’s getting the lyrics wrong now?” she snickers

“Yeah, I take that back. Des Moines is fucking terrible.”

Des Moines is pretty shitty, but it’s also the third most exciting discovery of Week Two. Terezi drags him down the entire colour-dappled stretch of Kruidenier Trail at two in the morning, eyes bright and steps light.

“Perfect, perfect,” she mutters in heady contemplation, “It’s just missing one thing.”

“What’s that?”

She holds up a stick of chalk and every part of her face glitters in the green light.

Five Weeks in May 5/?

[cephiedvariable]

“Overkill.” Dave comments, “We can’t keep that shit in the truck, Tz. We gotta drink it all before we even think about getting close to civilization. No fancy city cop is going to be charmed enough by my scrawny jailbait ass to let it slide

Five Weeks in May 6/?

[cephiedvariable]

week fourThey don’t kiss again after the hangover

Five Weeks in May 7/?

[cephiedvariable]

“Actually,” Terezi points out calmly, “You tend to reliably fall apart at times like this.” and with unearthly grace and poise, she smashes the truck window in with her cane and unlocks the door, “C’mon. Time to be a Hero, Dave.”

If the definition of Hero was: hotwire a truck and make a madly successful dash for the state line then Dave Strider was elven shades of noble Lancelot crusader. Knight of Time? Knight of Fucking Petty Crime Swag. He was lucky that Terezi didn’t think much of Earth Justice. Right now he felt so great about himself the last thing he needed was her looking at him all disapproving like ‘oh Dave were we on Alternia I’d have had you in a noose for that’. Instead she’s howling alongside him and, obnoxiously, flipping between radio stations for something appropriately “reckless” and “illy behaved”. Unfortunately, the only thing on is church sermons and Christian Rock so by the time Dave pulls the truck to a stop to catch his breath they’re hearing some monotone fossil espouse the parables of Isaiah or some other

Five Weeks in May 8/?

[cephiedvariable]

The motel’s owner is a perfectly nice middle aged man in a dumpy sweater vest and horn rimmed glasses. He notes Dave’s (very mild!) Texan drawl and starts on about how he isn’t like most folks up here, he really likes southern folks. Knows lots of good ol’ boys from down south and oh, you look young and fresh and like you need me to cut you some slack, ect. No one has ever taken so long processing a cash payment and fetching a key in the whole history of the human race, Dave swears to troll Jegus, and he keeps offering the same fucking three day autumn equinox deal with such a droning list of perks that Dave finally blurts out, “Holy shit dude it’s like you’ve never rented a room to a guy trying to get laid before.” Owner hands him the key numbly after that and Dave feels kind of bad so he takes the autumn equinox three day deal

Five Weeks in May 9/9

[cephiedvariable]

“GPS this shit, Rose. We ain’t moving from this park bench. Our asses are about to become one with it, the great ass-iron-grate merger of the century. We’ll have made ourselves a park bench cyborg by the time you get here.”

“Be that as it may, try not to perish in the five hours it will take me to reach you. If you feel hypothermia begin to set in, don’t be a hero and please seek out shelter.”

“For fucks sake, Lalonde, I am not dying in a place called Blue Balls.”

Salvation assured, Dave slithers back under the wet comforter and wraps a gangly arm around Terezi’s shoulders. “You know,” she begins conversationally, “In trollish literature, allowing you matesprit to eat your carcass after you’ve died of exposure is considered the greatest of all romantic tropes.”

The thing he should say is stop bringing that up you cannot consume any part of my flesh hopy shit. What he says instead, “So we’re matesprits now? So glad losing my virginity was not only a harrowing blur of alien physiology but now also comes with a deceptively innocuous

Re: Five Weeks in May 9/9

[urban_anchorite]

ceaselessly first comment i apologise! not op!

his guide, his muse, the anti-thesis of his conscience, best friend, worst thing that even happened to him -- this shouldn't be beautiful, and you are six thousand exacto knives made into a girl. No one’s a bad idea like my girl, Tz. Why would I ever look at anyone else? this shouldn't be beautiful and hot, but they are and it is. There's something really underlying and sad here, except then she is his mail-order bride from space.

And she also got the lyrics to "More Than A Feeling" wrong and I totally lost my shit. Amazing fic is amazing. Bravo forever.

Re: Five Weeks in May 9/9

[anonymous]

gheoiaheuioahgea

absolutely gorgeous. oddly wistful and nostalgic and sad but also sweet and cute and hilarious.

i can never decide who is the best de-anon writer on this meme but you are way, way up there. so way up there.

[anonymous]

op here.

That was hilarious and gorgeous and all kinds of perfect! Thank you so much!

"You are six thousand exacto knives made into a girl." - best description of Terezi.

[cephiedvariable]

Glad you liked it! :D I was worried that it didn't quite meet the parameters of the request because it was a little too depressing americana and not enough wax museums.

[toriningen]

ashfdg; this is so absolutely perfect i don't even ;_;

[cephiedvariable]

Thank you~ ♥

Re: Five Weeks in May 9/9

[anonymous]

So....good. It was just...wonderful. I really really loved the character interactions, and Dave, and Terezi, and it...it was so good. Saved!

Re: Five Weeks in May 9/9

[doctorv]

This made me want to hop in our van and have an ill-advised roadtrip with absolutely no planning beforehand, and usually a trip without planning is the kind of thing that makes me hyperventilate. By which I mean this is a thing of beauty but I'm afraid there aren't enough internets to cover how much you've won. As a consolation prize, have a post-holiday discounted hollow chocolate hopbeast. It is whatever flavor of chocolate you find most delicious.

Re: Five Weeks in May 9/9

[cephiedvariable]

and usually a trip without planning is the kind of thing that makes me hyperventilate.

God me too

When I was writing about how they only had $887 to run on I was like having a sympathy panic attack all honey no that is not enough money you need to plan this better nggggh.