HOME STUCK KINK MEME VIII
WE DON'T NEED NO NONE MORE O' YER PROMPTS ROUND D'S PAHTS. WE'S ALL UP AND DONE CLOSED THIS ONE.
BUT WE'D LOVE TO TAKE THEM HARD OVER HERE.
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==> Kink Meme IX
BUT WE'D LOVE TO TAKE THEM HARD OVER HERE.
GOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOO.
==> Kink Meme IX
Through wacky space-time hijinks, he ends up in a future with 30 y.o John and similarly aged himself, and they are matesprits. And little Karkat cannot believe that John grows up into this rather sensible seeming stupidly handsome guy, or that his future self is so calm seeming too. Also tall. And grown up. Karkat may actually hate this future Karkat more then any others.
And how dare they be so perfect together, when all he and his John do is argue over romcoms.
So, for science, and totally not because the idea gets him hot, why would you suggest that, present Karkat sneakily observes his future self and future John mating. So he can figure out what he is doing wrong with his John!
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SECONDED.
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Tossing around a few ideas for this as we speak, but if anyone else also wants to fill this, please do! ♥
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Karkat scuffs at the floor of his respiteblock with one shoe, wallowing. He's good at wallowing.
Not so good at human relationships.
Human relationships are stupid, anyway, and why would he even need to be good at them? It's not like it matters. Humans are so one-dimensional. One fucking quadrant. How can they only have one quadrant?
But Karkat, if you have a matesprit, why would you need a kismesis? I mean, wouldn't your matesprit get jealous?
No, John, that's stupid. You pity one, you hate the other. Why would they be jealous?
But you… But trolls would have…would have sex with both of them, right?
And?
Not to mention the fact that they're completely incapable of even understanding the quadrants, so there really is no hope for them at all. Idiots, the lot of them. Idiots with no emotional range. How could they possibly appreciate the nuances of relationships with only one gogdamned relationship to work with? There's no sort of balance at all.
Isn't that like cheating, though ( ... )
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Without another word, Dave has vanished, leaving him huddled on the floor in…where the hell is he?
In someone's…hive? It looks distinctly human, all plush chairs and wooden tables and nothing crawling around. It looks like…like someplace John would live, if his past observances are anything to go on. The thought of the human makes his blood pusher ache, and he forcefully pushes that feeling down. Why couldn't past him get anything right?
Distracted by his inner ranting, he hasn't been listening like he should have been in a situation like this. His eyes shoot up, followed closely by the rest of him, when the front door closes and locks.
Oh, fuck.
When was he ( ... )
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Why does he have to be so needy"Tell me what you want, Karkat, and I'll give it to you. Since you insist on being mopey. What would make you feel better?" John's grinning at him, his teeth still overly large even though he's grown into them a bit, but there's a heat there that's evident even to an outsider ( ... )
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His seedflap goes dry when future Karkat brushes the human's hand away so that he can reach between them and grab John's bulge so roughly that Karkat can't believe John isn't-- He likes it. Fuck, what are human bulges made of?
It's only moments until he's taken John completely inside, and the obvious insight that they've done this a lot is quickly overruled by the sound he hears himself make ( ... )
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John chuckles lightly, nuzzling against the closest horn and smiling when future Karkat shivers. "Maybe you should have just asked me if you could be more of a fuckass and we would have had this sorted out, sooner."
Karkat can see himself wrap his think pan around that one before he shoves at John, but there's no malice behind it. He's laughing, even. Fuck, that's weird. "You're insufferable, you know that? Pervert ( ... )
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I love this!
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