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[homofuckiens]

ALL RIGHT, SO, I HAVE A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF THIS CHRISTMAS SHIT OR WHATEVER
LIKE, I KNOW THERE IS SOME SHEDDING TREE ALL LIT UP INVOLVED AND ONE GARGANTUAN MAN IN A RED SUIT THAT JUMPS DOWN INTO HOUSES IN A SORT OF CREEPY FASHION.
WHAT KIND OF MORON DOES THAT TO LEAVE A FEW GIFTS IN A HOUSE ANYWAY.
IS THAT REALLY ALL THERE IS TO IT OR WHAT?
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[usedwindything]

i told you we already figured out the time conversion.
well, last time you were here, anyway.
one sweep is about two earth years, from what we could tell.
and one earth year is made up of 12 months.
there's a bit more to christmas than that, but yeah that's kind of the basic principle of the thing.
it's generally meant to be a very joyous occasion where you spend lots of time with family and friends.

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[homofuckiens]

NO, I KNOW HOW LONG A YEAR ON EARTH IS.
I KNOW ITS EQUIVALENCE TO A SOLAR SWEEP.
THERE'S A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU HAVE TWO MOONS IN FUCKING COMPARISON TO ONE.
THAT THROWS SOME OF US OFF, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
YOU DON'T MEASURE YOUR "MONTHS" IN TERMS OF PERIGEE, JOHN.
FUCK, I'M NOT EVEN SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD ACTUALLY MEANS.
ANYWAY, BACK ON TO THIS CHRISTMAS THING
SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE JUST A VAST MOUNTAIN OF INFORMATION.
I'M SO GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS.

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[usedwindything]

well soooooooorry.
i didn't know you had two moons.
can't say i know what a perigee is though, you're right about that.
well what else did you want to know?
that's really all there is to the basic gist of it.
i mean there's a religious side to it too but that didn't really seem like the sort of thing you would be interested in.
i could go in depth on the proper way to decorate a christmas tree if you want.
perhaps teach you some christmas carols or how to make a gingerbread house.

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[homofuckiens]

YES, JOHN, WE HAVE TWO MOONS AND WE SORT OF MEASURE TIME BY PERIGEE
WHICH, FOR THE RECORD, IS THE MOMENT THAT THE MOONS ARE THE CLOSEST TO ALTERNIA IN ORBIT.
BECAUSE OF THAT, THERE'S NO TELLING WHEN OUR 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE WOULD BE OR EVEN MY WRIGGLING DAY. WHICH IS REALLY NO BIG LOSS, BUT FUCK IF I DON'T WANT TO CELEBRATE THE ONLY DAY I HAVE GOOD MEMORIES OF, YOU KNOW?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GINGERBREAD HOUSE?

[sciencebipches]

i wwas wwonderin about this earth human holiday as wwell
but ivve kinda figured out howw time wworks here or their measurement from one a the humans here
but no idea wwhen our 12th perigees evve is
uh
wwhy are you lookin for a specific pokebeast

[homofuckiens]

YEAH, I WAS ONLY THINKING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THIS HOLIDAY OF THEIRS REMINDED ME OF IT.
ALSO, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHY I AM NEEDING ONE.

[sciencebipches]

yeah actually noww that you mention it it kinda does
wwhoa wwhy so fuckin defensivve i wwas just curious

[homofuckiens]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT CURIOSITY AND THE CAT, ERIDAN.

[usedtherapy]

There is a slew of information regarding Christmas that I could give to you

filtered as best as a Karkat can

[homofuckiens]

GO AHEAD AND FILL ME IN, SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE EAGER AND SHIT.
IN OTHER NEWS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE RELATED, I KIND OF NEED TO GET MY PRONGS ON AN EEVEE.
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND THEY HAVE A TON OF DIFFERENT EVOLUTIONARY FORMS, RIGHT?

Filtered; 1/2; I'm sorry ffffffff

[usedtherapy]

Christmas started out as a religious celebration, and really still is in essence

Re: Filtered; 2/2; I feel like this should be under a cut pasodijf

[usedtherapy]

Fudge peppered with various seasonal ingredients such as candy cane, hand made caramel corn left cooling on racks on the counters as powdered sugar is sprinkled lovingly over star shaped rosettes.
Peppermint bark is spooned carefully onto wax paper in perfect sizes for consumption, cooled peanut brittle being snapped into pieces capable of eating, handmade chocolates precisely shaped to resemble reindeer and trees, painted with colored icing to achieve perfect likeness.
Truffles of all flavors - but mostly mint and rum - are wrapped in colorful foils and laid out in decorative displays, peppermint meringue whipped into peaks of perfection before separated into small servings.
Often served are puddings with cream, jello salads filled with various fruits and berries, the yams previously mentioned with marshmallows melted and browned to a beautiful golden hue on top...

[[Excuse the slight pause as she realizes she's...kind of rambling now.]]

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[8etterl8]

Waaaaaaaay to go Karkat, we posted 8asically the same thing.
Now I look like a dum8ass.
And does it really involve a gigantic man in a suit 8reaking into houses?
That sounds soooooooo lame

[homofuckiens]

THERE IS A REASON THAT I DID THOUGH, AND IT WASN'T JUST TO ASK ABOUT THIS SHITTY HOLIDAY.

[8etterl8]

So why else did you?
Is it a8out this 8reeding?
Are you going to 8reeeeeeeed something Karkat?
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[homofuckiens]

NO, I AM GOING TO HAVE SOMEONE BREED SOMETHING FOR ME.

[bullieve]

oH NO,
iS THAT WHAT HAPPENS DURING THE EVENT OF THE cHRISTMAS HOLIDAY THAT i HEARD TELL MENTION OF, rECENTLY,
bECAUSE THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A THING FOR CELEBRATING THE DOING OF AT ALL,

[homofuckiens]

YES, THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS NITRAM.