Last night I was cleaning out my husband's drawers and found several pawn tickets. To date I have now found tickets for one X-box, 8 X-box games, his watch ($400 that he got $40 for), his truck title, MY CAR TITLE, and the go-cart that he bought the girls. I can't find my digital camera, my mother's engagement ring, my father's trailer (pull along ( Read more... )

I want an iron-clad, platinum-plated sphere of a relationship. I want it unquestioned, unchallenged, impenetrable by anything from the outside world. I want knock-down, drag-out screaming fights without consequence. I want unexpected affection. I want doubt-free, care-free, jealousy-free. I want a hopeless compatibility and wordless understanding. ( Read more... )

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Greetings from Pensacola

Why don't you just move to the moon and I'll load my belongings in the bathyscaphe and submerge myself in the Marianas Trench ( Read more... )

I wrote this a while back when I was confronted with feelings I was having for someone else. I realized this weekend exactly how much truth was in it.

I can't spend time with you because you like me too much. I'm afraid I will lead you on by giving you my attention. I'm afraid you'll make too many assumptions if I kiss you. I'm afraid I'll start ( Read more... )

Ok, I think you all know that Kristina broke her foot, right? Well, she's been pretty despressed because she has on a cast, can't go to the beach, is losing her tan, etc. So, I took her to Glamour Shots. I figured I'd give her a day of pretending to be a grown up and let her get pictures to boot. Well, damn, she doesn't look 10. I am very ( Read more... )

Go here and see if you can escape

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is back. Apparently it says, "Ables Loan Company. Easy Qualifying. In fact, we'll give it to anyone and you don't have to pay us back ( Read more... )

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is Claudia!! WooHoo, go me!!

Ok, now I like my job again!