♥i just had a dream♥

May 16, 2004 01:53

I just had a dream i was a waitressing pirate. I kept the receipts & orders stuck on my hook. Sounds like a good idea...if i were a waitressing pirate..i'm not & probably will never successfully be one seeing as how i have 2 active hands so a hook is not needed, teeth, nice speech, i like to take showers, & i don't grow facial hair. WOW,I just ( Read more... )

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Pirates are way too badass to wait tables. emo_robot May 16 2004, 08:34:53 UTC
If you were a male pirate, then how could you be a waitress?

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Re: Pirates are way too badass to wait tables. honest_mistake May 16 2004, 22:24:07 UTC
i dunno but i was in my dream

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incu_rocker May 16 2004, 09:19:04 UTC
*deep man voice*...Danielle, i have something to tell you....I am a male pirate....*gasp*...not really but it would be hot...oh god, its like 4:20 in the morning....hahahahahahhah!

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stevo_the_guy May 17 2004, 00:49:57 UTC
well you could be a male waitress..if you were a drag queen... but the hook is something i dont quite understand... maybe you could compensate a little... afterall if was a dream...maybe the dream was telling oyu that you have the potential just not the means of using the potential... and of course the scales are much different... i should hope the dream was in a smaller point of view...

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marin_calder May 17 2004, 15:12:30 UTC
lol thats crazy i usally have dreams where im all kick ass wait im like that in real life.

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honest_mistake May 18 2004, 00:01:35 UTC
yea..right..tommy you are so kick ass! lol

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Rico! suave... incu_rocker May 18 2004, 03:16:50 UTC
I had a dream once that i was in a movie theater and like all these crazy kamikaze parachuter guys came flying down from the ceiling and started killing people with guns that sounded like a cow mooing when they went off....i died.

Anyhow....I get my license in 7 days! woooooo!

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