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[honestly_abe]

So, ah... Cleo told me today that I should take her out to a nice dinner. And I could, um, use some help. With everything. I've never done anything like this before! And there are a lot of older folks on here... that have been around the block a few times... and that could help me.

Please?

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[monarch_the]

Maker her laugh. That is of the UTMOST importance! Play it cool, though, none of that clowning around crap, or like, straws on your front teeth so you look like a walrus. Oh, and tell her how radiant she looks at some point.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Get her drunk.

[imdeepthroat]

Well she's a ancient queen of Egypt right?
...you're screwed.