*plays happy music while parents fight tooth and nail over tuition, invisalign, and plane ticket costs*

God: So what do you want? A new computer or straight teeth ( Read more... )

"Fat people don't need pants."--God

In other news, I have a new computer. I love her. Her name is Sexy Bitch, because she is a sexy bitch.

Thank you.

A poem by Nathalie ( Read more... )

This is a brief update because I finally have time off from not updating. But the bad news is I don't like myself any more than I did before I stopped updating, so I'll probably have to take a bit more time off to get the hang of things.

So, in a nutshell, I am a visitor here. I am not permanentScotty is flying in tonight at 10. I like the ( Read more... )

We have two new kittens and I'm stuck in Arizona. I know I'm not supposed to post, but kittens are so exciting that I have to, have to post ( Read more... )

Would anyone like to see the Pixies with me tomorrow at San Jose Civic Auditorium? Please call my cell: 408-204-7759. I can drive.

Also, Scotty and I had a good time. A great time. And he's off to Mississippi tomorrow for some hardcore Navy lovin'. *sadness*

Okay, goodbye St Andrews. I will miss you very much. I'm very tired after speed-packing and cleaning, and right now listening to some good music Rose put on a cd for me. I gave all them peeps their presents, and had a grand time chilling with them until they went on their respective ways ( Read more... )

I think I might be scaling back my entries. I considered for a brief while converting them all to friends-only, but then I realized I don't care that much. Instead, I will just be writing less and commenting more. Don't fear, my pretties, I will continue to read and comment. Updating...not as much ( Read more... )

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/harry_potter/thegobletoffire/large.html

*broods*

Yep, I'm excited. What can I say?