This poem is for my favorite girl in the world, (sorry Jimmy, not you)

My dear Miriam
My heart spins
When I see your face
I love your glasses
And long flowing skirts
My love for you blossoms like a spring flower

The End.

PS. To the rest of the world, me and Mimi are getting married, soon.

OMG Tammy I love you...

On the subject of Allie and me opening a vinyard and Tammy being the grape-picker....

"UmmmHmmm I see how it is.. don't try to sugar-coat slavery."

HAHA Good Times in G's-Up's class.

Me and Jimmy were talking about sex...

"It's the hole..." -The Great Sasha

Oh
My
God.

Jimmy I need that Y cromosome removed RIGHT NOW!

Sam Clifton is my favorite trick ever!

Sweet Pandora, won't you open up your door for me?

I have to record this quote type thing for my own amusement ( Read more... )

Hmm.. this weekend could be judged as either shit or cool. Highlights and downfalls,

-work was fine saturday, sucked today majorly
-I went out to eat with the family
-Went to the movies with 3 hot bitches
-My car broke down
-I got to teach jimmy how to push a car

I suddenly lost interest in this....

Hello.

You

Are

Pretty.

Smile.

I'm sitting in a very awkward and uncomfy position right now.

Angela, shout out and props to you for your being awesome and giving me directions.

Hey you...

I forgot to mention...

Blow Me.

Yo.