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Holy shit.
Sooo... yeeeeeeah. I think I'm too old to blog. I still write, sure, but not about the mundane shit I do day-to-day. Nobody wants to read that. Maslow's pyramid states that at a certain age, Man learns to transcend himself. I haven't reached that age yet (besides, I'm fucking AWESOME), but I am tired of writing about myself. It's already been ( Read more... ) -
I got 99 donuts 'cause a bitch ate one.
Here. Have some sentences:
Been working nights. For six weeks. *_* Coffee and I have become the best of friends. As have all nine of the guys I work with and the hilarious lesbian who I share a hotel room with.
I was seconds away from revamping my Livejournal layout when I spied some Uryu fanart on capslock_bleach. *sigh* It's not easy being a fangirl ( Read more... ) -
I R B MAEK POAST NAO LOL!
Posting from my phone. Feelin' like a pimp. I feel like that all the time, though. X) How is everybody? I haven't seen you in such a long time... well, most of you I haven't seen EVAR, but that's neither here nor there. My absence had home unmarked, most likely. This is just a test-post at any rate. I don't much care for typing my heart out ( Read more... ) -
My dairy products bring the male gender to my place of residence.
RICH TEXT FORMATTING! It's worth it. After all, this is a special journal entry. Why, you ask? Who the hell are you to ask that?! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
First off, HI! And how the hell are you, eh? I haven't posted in, well let's see. *checks last journal date* WOW. Since October of last year. Ooooookay. I r bad Maegin. It's not like I ( Read more... ) -
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
All the way back to 2005. That's when the madness started. Apparently, I've calmed down quite a bit, but I've at least maintained my vocabulary. And my ability to be distracted by the smallest thing. So that's good. I'm not sure how to feel about only making 4 friends in five years, but I'm going to call it a win because you're all freaking ( Read more... ) -
Swiper, no swiping! You son of a bitch!
So Harley got better. Then the weather got warmer. Which woke up the wasps that had gone into hibernation. Who then proceeded to sting my dog over thirty times. Dogs are naturally immune, thank goodness, but he was so annoyed. And his widdle face is all puffy now. Poor guy. (^へ^#)
I took a personality test waaaaaaay the hell back in 2006. I ( Read more... ) -
One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car...
Looking for inspiration from my past led me to read some VERY old LJ entries of mine. Why didn't you fuckers tell me how much of a spazz I was? I mean, seriously! "Midgets, donkeys & hot sauce" I said. O_O WTF, me?? WTFlyingF? You know, when I started this journal, I actually had dial-up. DIAL-UP!! Lawl. Well, I got 0% ideas for the story ( Read more... ) -
This mess is a place.
Sooo, a wasp stung me in the face today. Σ(O_O；) At least now I know I'm not allergic. And that nature hates me.
ANYcrap, I moved back to the warehouse. I hate being at work and having nothing to do, which was happening A LOT with my previous role. Homie don't play dat. I'm happy now. Relatively. Until I think about the fact that I don't ( Read more... ) -
myTunes
Nabbed from courtknee because my curiosity got the better of me, as usual.
Number of Songs Total: 1894
Total Length of Songs: 5.2 days
Sort by song title
First song: "ABCDeath" by Psychostick
Last song: "93 Million Miles" by 30 Seconds To Mars
Sort by time
Shortest song: "Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme" at 00:30
Longest song: "Dazed & Confused" by Led Zeppelin ( ( Read more... ) -
A message from the heart.
Love is patient; love is kind. It does not envy; it does not boast; it is not proud. It is not rude; it is not self-seeking it is not easily angered; it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects always trusts always hopes always perseveres.
I love you guys. 'Night! ^_^