My dental hygenist enojys torturing me far too much. I mean, why did she think it would be a good idea to give me four shots of lidocaine(i.e. numbing agent with a boost of adrenaline), when I'm already about to jump out of my skin from nerves ( Read more... )

Watching kittens stretch and lean back so elegantly,

...Only to fall off the back of the couch.

Yea, I really need to take a fucking vacation. As far away and for as long as I can possibly afford.

Was a pretty sweet year all things considered. I got a promotion at work. I adopted two terrible kittens, who have chewed through more wires than I care to admit. Kris and I got our own apartment. And I only had a handful of arguments with my mom this year. W00t!

Here's hoping I don't horribly fuck up my good luck in '09.

Your cats know that the sound of a whipped cream canister means nums.

Humorous quotes:

"We are the Bean. We shall assimilate you into the cute."
and
"What if your sperm babies get more damaged because you're fat?"

No, these two sentences were not said in the same conversation.

I'm so freaking worried. Over the past couple of days, Franklin has started to poop blood. So much so that we found bloody paw prints on our desk. We took him to the vet and of course his stool sample came back clean. The vet did a physical on him and said that everything was palpitating normally. He suggested a high fiber diet ( Read more... )

Daily Show on Wasilla

Please remember that it does not take you an hour to drive from your home to your job. Please remember that if you leave at 6AM, you will be working a 10 hour day.

I fucking hate Heroes! Fuck you TIm Kring or whatever the fuck your name is! My favorite fucking duo has just been completely ass fucked. Although I think someone will be making an appearance later on. And if he's not, the hate mail will commence. Fuck you all, next year I'm definitely waiting for the DVD release so I can watch it in two to three