A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading ( Read more... )

You know what's intensely satisfying ( Read more... )

Lately I've been hearing a lot of people say, "Is ____ gonna have to choke a bitch?" I wondered, in my nerdy way, where this phrase had come from, because I'd not heard it until about two weeks ago.

So I googled it.

Turns out, the number one connection to the phrase is Wayne Brady.

I just handed him his ass on a plate, via IM.

No weasel has gotten the better of me yet. You're just another head mounted on my wall, dipwad. :D

Ask, and ye shall recieve.

[Title] The Other Boy
[Author] honooko
[Rating] G
[Notes] Riza + Alphonse gen fic, at the request of kaitou_marina.

( The Other Boy )

Hey friends!

I need a quick beta for two ignorance_s ficbits. I got an entire Plot Arc bunny, and these are the middley bits. They juct need a quick run-over for flow and word choice. Anybody wanna help me out? Please? :D

CODY AND SAM, GET HERE FASTER. GAAAAAH.

I go to eat lunch now. Rawr.

P.S. Do As Infinity makes it hard to stay angsty. I just wanna ( Read more... )

Fandom Quiz!

1. Edward Elric = Temari. Why?

2. Jean Havoc = Gourry Gabriev. Why?

3. Genjo Sanzo = Watari Yutaka. Why?

First to get all correct wins a drabble! :D

Kallie,
U reely nede too examin ur angar ishues & reed four comprehenshun. Anonimus 1 wuz callin U thee bich.

I hop thes wuz az funn four ur puthetic OCD asss too reed az et wuz four mee too rite. Ich thee hiives four mee.

kissez!
ziziziziziAw, isn't that cute? Somebody's trying to make me mad! By spelling horribly ( Read more... )

ENOUGH DRAMA ( Read more... )

When I came home, Miney had had a minor spazz. She didn't react to ANY of her USB ports. So I rebooted her. And did a virus scan.

209 trojans thus far.

What. The. FUCK.

EDIT: Okay, so the total was 210. And I scanned about two weeks ago. :/ I blame it on my Anitvirus program, eTrust. It sucks, don't bother with it. I went out and downloaded ( Read more... )